Cranky Greg's View

Cranky Greg's Super Bowl Prediction

Cranky Greg's been grousing around over the Super Bowl. He's pulling for Eli, but he thinks that Pretty Boy Brady and Bad Boy Belichek are going to win today 24-21.

Cranky's heard that Brady has been obsessed this year in the playoffs and now the Super Bowl. That's why Cranky Greg thinks the Patriots are going to win. They can't lose to Eli twice!

Jerry Jones has got to be distressed. If the Patriots win, that's four for the Patriots since 2002. Jerry's Cowgirls haven't won a Super Bowl since after the 1995 season.

Since Cranky Greg is always wrong in his predictions, if you have any brains, go out and bet on Eli.

Cranky Greg's Pulling for ELI

Cranky Greg, still smarting over the SF 49'ers devastating loss to Eli last week at The Stick, finally emerged from his isolation to declare that he's supporting Eli against Brady in the Super Bowl.

"I'm pulling for the Dork over Pretty Boy Brady," Cranky Greg declared to no one in particular, since no one was listening.

Actually, Cranky Greg really likes Eli, but he won't admit it to anyone. After all, Cranky Greg is the only Dallas Cowboys and San Francisco Forty-Niners fan on Earth. And Eli has tormented both the Cowboys and the 49'ers and Cranky is just sick of it.

But he's really sick of Pretty Boy Brady.

So Cranky Greg's supporting Eli in his effort to upstage Peyton in Peyton's Place on Sunday.

Is Cranky Greg Back?

Cranky Greg's as bitchy as ever and will be back very soon with a new fancy design.

In the meantime, he's all excited over the San Francisco Forty-Niners and their big win over the Saints last week.

Cranky's getting ready for some Eli-killin' tomorrow at the Stick.