Texas Tech's football coach, Mike Leach, has been suspended because Adam James, a slacker crybaby who is on the football team, went cryin' to his daddy, the infamous Craig James, of SMU football death penalty notoriety, whimpering about the way he was treated by Leach after Crybaby James allegedly bumped his head.
I am totally wired-in to this story. I have sources that have provided me important documents relating to this incident.
First, some background. Craig James was known as the lesser half of Dickerjames in the early 1980's at SMU in Dallas. These Ponies wanted to be a nationally ranked team, so a bunch of Dallas rich guys started Ponying up some cash to bring good players to The Hilltop.
After all of this was exposed, SMU got the death penalty. No football for a year. Some have even claimed there hasn't been football at SMU until this year. In any case, the funny business of the early 1980's damn near killed the Ponies for good.
Eric Dickerson left and was a great running back in the NFL.
Craig James left and was a decent running back in the USFL and then the NFL.
When he retired from football, he became a broadcaster, and since then, college football fans all over the country have been tormented by James on autumn Saturdays.
Craig's progeny, Adam, was born in Yuppieville, (Plano, Texas), in the Yuppie 1980's. He grew up and was an athlete and his Helicopter father, Craig, was at every game and track meet hounding coaches and officials and otherwise playing up his role as Obnoxious Yuppie Helicopter Dad.
When it was time for the spoiled Adam to go to college and play some football, he decided to go to Texas Tech. Lord knows why Tech even wanted him. Probably because of Craig, who probably made a lot of phone calls.
So Tech took Slacker Adam who takes up space on the bench and the bus but does little else.
So when Adam bumped his head, Leach apparently didn't believe him. But since it was a head "injury" Leach had Slacker Adam hang out for a couple of practices, which did nothing to further harm Slacker Adam's tender little noggin.
Slacker Adam, the spoiled little brat that he is, didn't appreciate this, so he ran to his daddy, Craig, and said, "Daddy, why don't you make some more phone calls like you used to do?"
So Craig did, and Adam filed a complaint, and now it looks like Slacker Adams and his daddy, Helicopter Craig, have done-in the career of Mike Leach, who was the best thing to happen to Texas Tech football since E.J. Holub.
I have been in touch with witnesses in Lubbock who tell me that no one likes Slacker Adam. A confidential source has provided me with a copy of Adam's complaint that he filed. Download Baby James Complaint Form
Unfortunately, I do not see how Leach can continue to coach at Tech. Kent Hance and Gerald Myers would rather have a boring .500 football team than an exciting team that can sometimes surprise Texas and OU.
Mike Leach might be kinda goofy, but that's exactly what Texas Tech needs.
Craig James should be ashamed of himself. He's probably shopping right now for a little toy for Slacker Adams who got his little feelings hurt.
Slacker Adams should be ashamed of himself, too. Who wants to play with a slacker?