Cranky Greg, still smarting over the SF 49'ers devastating loss to Eli last week at The Stick, finally emerged from his isolation to declare that he's supporting Eli against Brady in the Super Bowl.
"I'm pulling for the Dork over Pretty Boy Brady," Cranky Greg declared to no one in particular, since no one was listening.
Actually, Cranky Greg really likes Eli, but he won't admit it to anyone. After all, Cranky Greg is the only Dallas Cowboys and San Francisco Forty-Niners fan on Earth. And Eli has tormented both the Cowboys and the 49'ers and Cranky is just sick of it.
But he's really sick of Pretty Boy Brady.
So Cranky Greg's supporting Eli in his effort to upstage Peyton in Peyton's Place on Sunday.
